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Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013
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schmobley

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.
"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
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Middle Schoolers

Kids that sit in classroom all day doing shit on paper and are very senctive.
Middle schoolers are rich youg hoomies.
by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016
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high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.
Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.
by CTFD2 October 2, 2011
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middle schooler

annoying children typically aged 11-14 (however can be a year or two older or younger) who joke about sex (and they actually wanna do it, like dont waste your precious childhood miss gurl 💅) and believe every rumour that comes to surface. will destroy anyone’s mental health and well-being for popularity, male or female.

honestly the only goal for students in middle school is to:

1) get a bitch

2) become a popular kid

honestly it takes up until the end of 8th grade to complete those 2 goals because of how shitty their personalities are, and by freshman year in high school, theyll be loners
13 y/o female middle schooler: omg omg omg did you hear that jane doe from mr. jackson’s homeroom is dating john doe from ms. smith’s homeroom, also im officially dating william dingle in my english class 🥵😍🥰
13 y/o male middle schooler: AYO HOMIE DID U SEE THAT FIGHT I GOT IN WITH THE BASKETBALL KID?! WELL I FUCKIN WON BABY! MY CRUSH WAS THERE SHE’LL DEFINITELY FALL FOR ME #DABOYZZZZ
by mymathteachersaburden June 26, 2022
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Mom-schooled

to be taken off of an activity you enjoy by your mother in order for you to "study" a school subject that would be WAY less fun than what you were doing previously.
"I almost beat Gears of War 2, but i got mom-schooled on Act V!"
by Sxel January 18, 2009
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Middle schooler

Middle schoolers are mostly kids that just hit puberty, and start getting really raspy voices. A large majority of them are kids that think they're tough, but in reality they're just cringey jerks. Not all of them are like this, but a large majority of them are like this.
Middle schooler: dude you're no match for me. I would knock you out without lifting a finger.

High schooler: dude you're still in middle school. Stop acting like you're strong.
by I don't care if I offended you December 14, 2019
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