schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

schlicking

When a girl masturbates.

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!

by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Schlingel

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

bone schlendi

A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.

Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.

by Bsjd I. July 28, 2018