Schreiber

A German family whose name means "writer", they were originally part of a Teutonic noble house who rose to power through extortion and murder. When the members of this house were exiled from the region, a branch of them took on the name Schreiber as a pseudonym, pretending to be traveling scholars while maintaining their avaricious lifestyles.

That guy's bad, but he's no Schreiber.

by Schreibenheimer May 2, 2009

Schreiber's Switch

Initially delivering to a woman with 2 in the pinky and 1 in the stinky, and at appropriate moment, "switch" to 1 in the pinky and 2 in the stinky.

Right before her "arrival" I schreiber's switched on her, and then she came

by michu18 December 28, 2010

schmibes

a term of endearment for a friend or loved one.
forms:
schmibes, schmibbles, schmibula, schmibby, schmib, schmiggy, schmibbo, schmibboo, schmibber, schmiblet, & schmibzy

aw...schmibes that was so sweet of you

by lindsey<3 August 3, 2007

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly

very bloody man, bloody bloody

bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

Schiber

1. A large manifestation of anger often directed towards teenage males and females alike.

2. An immeasurable source of agony.

1. Damn, the police chief was a real schiber when he showed up at our party.

by Jonathan Doxan July 5, 2006

Scheiße! Scheisse!

Shit! Crap!

Scheiße! Scheisse! Is a shouting word on german which stands for "shit!".

by Ron B.W.V. October 21, 2008

German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."

Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"

by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009