The hottest genshin man I’ve ever fucking seen in my entire goddamn life. He is also Shaescara’s husband (it’s me, I’m Shae and don’t fact check that.) He May be small but that dick ain’t, he can put it in me and use me as a flesh light while degrading the everlasting shit outta me like god damn I need him so badly. I’ll go dumb for him, be his slut, toy, bitch, whatever he wants and when ever he wants it. He may be like 5’6 or something but he can kick your ass, shit I’ll thank him as well if he kicks mine, I’ll worship every step he takes and apologize for having the audacity to breathe the same air he breathes.
Person 1: guys I think they like Scaramouche
Person 2: No they obviously like Venti the motherfucking bard
by Shaescara April 8, 2023
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I luv scara he so hot even tho he puppet he is hotter then wriothestupid he's so hot he can rail me with his puppet dick🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I like scarmouch

OK me love scaramouche too gulp gulp.
by Scaras used tampon September 1, 2023
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The hottest man in genshin impact. Like he's so fine, hot, amazing, breathtaking, marvelous, beautiful, and glittering man in genshin. He makes me cum so hard and I want to fuck him so badly 😩😩💞. He makes my liquid turn white and I want to suck his dick so hard /j. Pls I worship him so bad he's so fucking hot I wanna lick his booty sm. I'm his wife totally and I will never divorce him until I die. 😍😍🥰😘🥰😚😚😙🥰😗☺🙃😍🧐😟😟😕😏😔😫😫😫🤓🤓🤓😻😻😻🙀😻😻😻😻🤝🙌🙌👐👏🤲🙏🤜🙏👊👉👊👌🧠👨 🦱🧠👧👨 🦱👨👥👥🧠🧠🧠🗣️👨 🦱🧠👧👨 🦱👮 ♀️💂 ♀️👮 ♀️💂 ♀️👩 ⚕👷🤍🤍🤍❤️❤️💕💞💔❣. ngh~ scara oh~ ah yes~ scara~ GAH~! SLOW DOWN~!
person 1 : your favorite character is scaramouche right?!
me: yes, why?
person 1 : same he makes me cum so hard that my liquid is turning white!
me : OMG twinzies!!!
by Rin_1927 February 4, 2023
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Scaramouche is the sexiest fatui harbinger. He's so hot when you see him you cum on the spot. This man can look both submissive and breedable and dominant and infertile at the same time. The second you lay yours eyes on him you will never see anyone hotter ever again. His voice doesn't disappoint either Scaramouche can use me as a condom if he wants to - cum in me then throw me away. If Scaramouche slapped me I would apologize for getting his hand dirty. (by scaramouches dickwarmer) I would let this man do unspeakable things to me. He could crush my skull with those scrumptious hands of his and I would thank him. He is the hottest man alive and I would allow him to take everything from me. Please scaramouche just one slap, right on my face, please I will do anything.

-Scaranation
Person A: Why're you so obsessed?
Person B: It's Scaramouche
by Ykuiio January 27, 2023
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emo + mommy issues + skill issue + fatherless + where yo dad at? + adopted by nahida + no friends? + straw hat person + part of the anEMO group.
scaramouche, a very emo character with no friends and has mommy issues.
person 1: hey, whos this person called scaramouche?
person 2: from the hit game, genshin impact? that dudes got head over heels fans for them (scaramouche) ngl
by flayie June 27, 2023
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friend: yo who is dat?

you: thats scaramouche, he's a bitch.
by incrediblyuniqueusername October 11, 2021
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Scaramouche is a cunning purple shithead twink

the people who wrote definitions of his name are embarrassing, pls go outside <33333
Scaramouche is cool
by Stopmockingthelgbtq+ Community November 7, 2023
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