satin pants 

A spinner with an ass that makes you want to grab it every time you see it.

Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.

satin pants by speedbag March 12, 2009

satin cougar 

an old lady that wears satin and preys on younger men

Damn, that Betty White is such a satin cougar.

satin cougar by pendulity June 11, 2011

satin jackets

A lady's pocket, her most private pink part, her "vagine".

"I'm gonna get me some satin jackets tonight"

"She gives her satin jacket up way too easily"

satin jackets by Geetar Man July 10, 2014

satin day 

THE GREATEST HOLIDAY CREATED IS HERE! welcome one welcome all! satin day! today we shall celebrate by drawing pentagrams and summoning the great demons of the very fiery depths that we shall meet upon our very demise!

person 1: its satin day you know what that means!
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say

satin day by mrpwes November 1, 2019

satin Camille 

Muku's man

looks its satin Camille Muku's boyfriend

satin Camille by sashins woman August 30, 2021

satin fuck 

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

satin fuck by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent 

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010