When a person is star struck by someone famous and finds that their tongue and mind are tied for words, so they just blurb something out.
Walking along 9th Avenue I overheard a voice I recognized. It was Mark Indelicato (Justin) from 'Ugly Betty'. I had a startard moment. All I could say was, "Mark! Dude. You're so awesome. Thank you." He smiled and said thanks.
by Bobby Whispers April 28, 2010
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J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007
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Blanket description of anyone who actually looks UP to Sarah Palin, believes she has any more intelligence than a potato, or ascribes to or agrees with the Tea Party.
Those Teabaggers are f*ckin' saratarded!
by Rocketfueler April 22, 2010
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by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008
Get the startard mug.Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.
" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "
" doucher. "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "
" doucher. "
by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009
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P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
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