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noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005
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Samaira

Samaira is a chocolate goddess with a great sense of style and a never ending craving for pizza, mmmmh... she is a person with exceptional humour and is the baddest bitch around ... Samaira is also a wonderful friend and will treat u like royalty if you are friends with her .... however do not take her for granted or that is when she will be cutting u offf boo boo ( if i was you i would treat her like a queen the next time you see her so that she feels appreciated ...) xx.
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Samira

This girl is born to do psychology. She is very understanding and a fun person to be around. She loves reading books, Harry Potter being one of the series, and she likes to keep plants in her room. She is the kind of person that gets along with just about anyone and one should always keep a Samira in their life.
"Samira is amazing, she always manages to understand me!"
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samirah

A badass chick. Who doesn't care what others think. She's a totally tomboy but she can also be romantic. If she falls for you...she falls hard. She usually falls for her best guy friend. She's totally awesome.
Samirah will totally kick your ass.
I wish I was a Samirah.
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sammie

BEAUTIFUL and graceful like a flower. she is mentally strong and despite what others are saying, she doesn't fall apart. Sammie and a loving and respectful person. she isn't fake like the other bitches. she really doesn't care.
Sammie is as beautiful as the sun.
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sammie

Sammie isn't a slut she is nice and sweet and caring person she will be a loving true friend she is very loyal and beautiful she will be that be true friend you meet until you give her a reason to not be friends she is very easily heartbroken so be careful with her feelings if you meet a Sammie keep her close its worth it trust me........
hey did you see sammie today?
yeah looking hella fine today!!!!
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