ballad salad

an album or other compilation of overly sentimental or romantic songs.

Once upon a time, Aerosmith was a real hard rock band. But since the 1990s, they've just been putting out album after album of ballad salads.

by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015

bachelor's salad

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

by EDelo September 22, 2009

Homemade Russian salad

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

Samandriel

1) Samandriel is a character from the CW's hit TV show Supernatural. He appeared in 3 episodes but was then captured by Crowely and tortured, where he revieled the existance of the angel tablet, and then was killed by Castiel under Naomi's orders.

2) Samandriel is an angel of the Lord.

3) Heaven's most adorable angel.

"I thought Samandriel was dead." -Castiel to Naomi.

"Who would want to kidnap Heaven's most adorable angel?" -Dean Winchester referring to Samandriel
"Crowely." -Castiel answering Dean's question.

Fan-girl 1: Dean is so lovable
Fan-girl 2: Sam is like a teddy bear
Fan-girl 3: Castiel is so sexy
Fan-girl 4: Samandriel is so adorable<3 he's like a lost little puppy. You just want to take him in and give him all the love and affection you an affordღ

*WARNING* You may feel the sudden urge to cuddle when you see him.

by ღKayla Queen of thee Insaneღ January 28, 2013

Windy City Salad

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.

Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.

by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009

True salad

True Salad: expressing ones agreement with a statement. used like "word" when you want to agree with what someone has said.

Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.

Jimmy: True salad.

Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad

by harry ballzonja March 3, 2011

Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018