Salad Tossed 

Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.

Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!

Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?

Salad Tossed by Canuckle January 18, 2023

salad tosser 

someone who licks the inside and outside of an asshole

i heard that mario bosco and greg bruno are dating. they are such salad tossers.

salad tosser by osamabeenstackin February 2, 2025

Word Salad Tosser 

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.

Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"

Word Salad Tosser by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024

Word Salad Tosser 

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.

Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!

Word Salad Tosser by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024

Spontaneous Salad Tosser

To show up at a place (most likely a house party) only to eat someone out and leave unanounced

I pulled up to this random house party, met a hot chick, pulled the spontaneous salad tosser and dipped

Spontaneous Salad Tosser by Sgt. Pepper himself January 8, 2026

The Potato Salad Tosser 

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.

person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)

The Potato Salad Tosser by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that [ass son" she said.

tossed salad dressing by futga January 30, 2012