substache

a temporary fake mustache one uses while waiting for his/hers to grow in thicker

"I started Movember fresh so I had to use a Mr. Potato head substache till I caught up"

by Mr Roboto234 November 2, 2011

Substance Abuse Technician

Drug addict

Steven went back to Rehab due to his profession as a substance abuse technician

by Craig888 September 28, 2019

ejaculatory substance

Substance produced from masturbation, known as cum.

He produces a lot ejaculatory substances when we have sex.

by Someoneyouknowbutdont April 4, 2022

the sweet substance

Man cream.

After gooning for hours, I finally produced man cream. The special sauce. My unborn children. Cum. Semen. Sperm. Spunk. Sploosh. Jizz. The sweet substance.

by BeepBoopAmFish November 7, 2023

sabotage

The conscious disruption of production in a workplace by the employees. What workers do when they can't take it anymore. It can be both an organized effort to change the conditions at work and an individual act to vent frustrations.

Sabotage is a form of organized inefficiency by workers, designed to negatively impact the employer. But the one thing sabotage isn't, is destruction of the machinery of production, or the product itself. The machinery of production and the product of workers' labor belongs to the workers themselves, and destruction of the same would be like burning one's own house down!

-- Industrial Workers of the World

by juice23 March 28, 2009

substantialicious

Adjective
Heavy,when you weigh it on your tongue.

Originates from a fake definition on the inside of a snickers wrapper.

This Snickers bar is substantialicious.

Your mom told me that I was substantialicous.

by JoHa841 February 22, 2008

Social Media Sabotage

The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.

Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.

by YAWA March 22, 2020