S.W.A.G.

Stuff We Asians Got

Person 1: dude, how can he fix that computer?
Person 2: man don't you know? he's got that S.W.A.G.

by a typical asian March 30, 2011

S.W.a.G.

S-Soldiers
W-With
a-automatic
G-Guns

us soldiers have S.W.a.G.

by smok33dub34r April 16, 2009

S.W.A.G

standing for 'scientific wild ass guess' this word is used when a sniper doesn't have time to range-find so he takes a swag

spotter"what are you doing?!?"

sniper"taking a S.W.A.G!"

by sniperman12 January 11, 2014

s.w.a.g.

stupid wild ass guess

Originally a derogatory term against having to be pinned down to unpredictable plans. Arose while "efficiency experts" were getting their reputations, and before political correctness started softening such terms.

"The Estimating Department required my S.W.A.G. in a hurry, then later blamed me for not holding to my 'promised' schedule and budget."

by Perpetual Worker April 01, 2009

S.W.A.G Method

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.

Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".

by ChadSonZor December 13, 2009

swag (s.w.a.g.)

Stuff We All Get (S.W.A.G.)

I went to the trade show and scored a ton of swag (s.w.a.g.) from the vendors like t-shirts, coffee mugs, bumper stickers, blah blah.

by Frank in January 15, 2008

swag (s.w.a.g.)

Southern Whites Against Godzilla (S.W.A.G.) is an organization located in the southeast US, dedicated to eradicating Godzilla.

"He's stealin' our crops, and rapein' our young! Damn Chinaman!" -A swag (s.w.a.g.) member.

by bandit82894 June 01, 2011