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Ryan Reynolds is Hot

He is hot
by Peter Griffin420 April 21, 2022
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Ryan’s Upright Hoes

A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.
Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.
by Ryans Upright Hoes October 3, 2024
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Holy Ryan Seacrest

Commonly utilized as an expression denoting moderate excitement, amusement, and/or mild indifference when cussy words are simply unacceptable, i.e. You're in a church/at a daycare/in a Carl's Junior drive-thru ordering a Hot Carl. When Holy AIDS has too much zazz and personality, and when Holy Shit just isn't feasible or polite, unzip your grab bag of phrases and reach for the stars. And, banality.
#1: "Did you see last night's episode of____? Holy Ryan Seacrest! It was so flamboyantly average, I could actually feel myself dying a little bit inside with every passing minute that I continued watching. Naturally, I recorded it so I could review it and subsequently spark uninspired discussions on my Facebook page, both for, and against, topics of my choosing surrounding said show."

#2: "I ordered a Big Mac and found myself having to take a--Holy Ryan Seacrest, did you just see that mime across the street get beat up by those ventriloquists?"

#3: "I just flew here from Cleveland and Holy Ryan Seacrest are my arms tired."

#4: "Your command of the English language has been classified as mildly-illiterate at best and you can barely secure the velcro on your dress shoes, yet you were voted in as Leader of the Free World for eight years? Holy Ryan Seacrest- I didn't think you had it in you, Georgie. Kudos."
by amateurmetheus September 26, 2009
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Hot Ryan

After having a large meal you and your partner engage in anal sex. He ejaculates inside and you turn around shit the contents into his open mouth.

This is an extension to the hot carl and\or a hot lunch.
My boyfriend and I just spent a few hours at Golden Coral, he wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom and insisted we had a “Hot Ryan”. After he loaded my ass with his cum I sat over his mouth and pushed everything out.
by Rynez February 29, 2020
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