Rule #1

Rocket League term for when two cars ride up against each other nose to nose and become interlocked in a stalemate. Those who break rule #1 are shamed for life and are thus considered menaces to society.

Squidman524: “I can’t help you out, I have to follow rule #1.“

Pezfactory32: “If you break that I’m forfeiting bro!”

“What a save!”

Squidman524: “Fuck!”

by Shoodipie December 10, 2019

RULE #1

Rule #1 within a marching band:
No sex on the bus.

If you break rule #1, you're breaking rule #2 (don't suck.)

by Aralyn January 13, 2008

Rule 1

Don't be a bitch

Friend 1: Dude I cant drink anymore.
Friend 2: Rule 1

by Foso Mez-Mo July 7, 2010

rules 1 and 2

First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.

Rules 1 and 2, motherfucker!

by Abdomumibinima April 28, 2007

RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

rule #1

i am always right no matter what

person #1: Dude 7-5=42 is wrong.

person #2: rule #1

by rule_number1 May 16, 2009

rules 1 and 2

1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.

What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.

rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot

by Daymoon April 9, 2008