ronk

pronounced /r/ONN-k
something that’s bad quality or not quite right.

that glass was so ronk, it leaked through the stem!

by mimidt November 22, 2025

[ronk]

a female who is a hot mess and says stupid shit.

Person1- hey girl um yeah your a bitch to me. so i don't wanna talk to you anymore.
Person2- Bitch you ain't nutin but a hoe downed ronk

by jayuseemee January 23, 2009

ronk that donk

Slang for "bump and grind" or when a guy places his dick between the ass cheeks of a woman and starts grinding up and down.

Man check out Felicia ass! I know, I'm so going to ronk that donk later tonight yo!

by Cool James and Black Teacher May 23, 2017

Rink Ronk

An annoying female who may be kind of short and stout, who doesn't have much bend in her knees when she takes a step. The walk is almost a bit of a waddle, almost like a penguin with a rope around it's ankles. Rink ronk is the noise that is made when they waddle toward you, "rink-ronk-rink-ronk".

"My blind date was actually the rink ronk Human Resources director from the job I just left!"

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 26, 2021

Old Man Ronk

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.

EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Ronky

Girl that junior simps for, which is saying something since the sinful son NEVER simps for anybody,

Real names ronnie (‘ronika)

SEXAMPLE:

Damn that ronky got a nice booty

Ronky is bae :)

by Neutronormalizer July 14, 2021

ronky

The point of drunkenness rarely reached where ALL inhibitions are thrown to the wind. Commonly mistaken for just being very drunk actual Ronkyness is a pure form of unadulterated inebriation where one feels everyone must hear what they have to say and see what they have to do. One remembers for life those nights one was Ronky.

I got Ronky off those three Big Bears last night

by Forester July 28, 2008