Ronking

The process of self-abuse. Often mopped up using clingfilm.

Ronnie, stop Ronking one out and come watch Neighbours.

by Peter Bowser February 8, 2007

ronk that donk

Slang for "bump and grind" or when a guy places his dick between the ass cheeks of a woman and starts grinding up and down.

Man check out Felicia ass! I know, I'm so going to ronk that donk later tonight yo!

by Cool James and Black Teacher May 23, 2017

Rink Ronk

An annoying female who may be kind of short and stout, who doesn't have much bend in her knees when she takes a step. The walk is almost a bit of a waddle, almost like a penguin with a rope around it's ankles. Rink ronk is the noise that is made when they waddle toward you, "rink-ronk-rink-ronk".

"My blind date was actually the rink ronk Human Resources director from the job I just left!"

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 26, 2021

Old Man Ronk

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.

EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Ronk

Ronk means anything. Ronk is all.

Man: My Mother Died of HIV
Man 2:Oh, that's Ronk.

Man: I just bought a car!!
Man 2: Wow! That's so Ronk.

by Brll June 3, 2022

Ronke

Ronke is a kind hearted girl . Her beauty is none like no other and often requires a second glance. Can be shy at times but when comfortable the funniest girl to be around. Loves extremely hard but can forget you were alive.

You need a Ronke in your life.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Ronk

A place only accessed through psychedelic experience. The term is another form of expressing the peak of a tab.

Bowlsworth: Do you have your ticket to ronk city?
Gabe: Ubers in 5

by Johnny223 December 8, 2022