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How To Rock

Really? You really looked this up? Well I'll just explain it to you. A soon to fail Nick show. They are trying to tell kids its 'Ok' to be yourself. Well they failed at the attempt to do it. The cast is HORRIBLE, consisting of 3 idiotic 15-16 year old Faggots and one girl who happens to be a horrible singer. They form this stupid band name 'Gravity 5' or some shit like that. The only reason I know of this show is because of my 7 year old sister who forced me to watch with her or she wouldnt tell me where she hid my phone. So remember NEVER EVER EVER watch this show, you will most likely blow your'e brains out.
Little Girl 1: I love How to Rock

Man: Fuck that, I rather hear 10 hours of a monkey scratching his balls.
by TheGoodJuan August 6, 2012
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The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.
"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."
by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020
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real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009
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Strip Hop Rock

A band that plays strip clubs to advance their career.
A rock and roll band who plays strip clubs live, using their music as a porn groove in the name of rock and roll. Strip Hop rock is a new trend for aspiring bands.
by suburbansista September 30, 2009
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Hobbit Rock

A term I coined to define the extremely cheesy sub-genre of Heavy Metal known as Power Metal. It consists of corny lyrics that are preoccupied with meaningless crap like swords, elves, dragons, castles and anything else that one can find in a Dungeons and Dragons marathon. I do not call it Hobbit Rock out of contempt for Tolkein, which I love. I call it that because it has a nice ring to it and it is very fitting.
Me: Man, I heard this Hobbit Rock song by Rhapsody called The Emerald Sword. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.
by The Great Vafl'a September 11, 2007
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Holy Trinity of Rock

Person: Long Live the Holy Trinity of Rock!
Another: Long Live RUSH!
by Combeferre May 10, 2014
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honey in the rock

1. a reference to a passage in the bible, Psalms 81:16

2. something so beautiful you would give your life for it. something more beautiful than the stars and heaven itself.

3. someone who's company you would just as soon spend
eternity with over that of even Jehovah himself.

4. Kristina
is there honey in the rock, has love gone up in smoke, could you be my ever lovin' baby?
by dan peacock December 31, 2008
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