dirt road dunk

During the act of anal sex, the giver lifts the taker and runs them across the room, stuffing the taker's face in the toilet.

That hooker's breath stank so bad, I was forced to give her the old dirt road dunk just get through it.

by Outlaw Avionics April 1, 2008

muddy dirt road

poopie hole sex

I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road

by erinbeckytra April 27, 2003

Up the dirt road

The act of fucking someone in the ass. Usually done before he/she has an enema.

That bitch is so nasty, she polished my pole AFTER I went up the dirt road.

by dicmeister September 3, 2010

red dirt road

when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.

Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

by Lorf29 December 29, 2016

up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

by Crazee Boy September 4, 2006

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

Up the Old Dirt Road

The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

by GottaLoveRobin June 28, 2009