Ritchie Blackmore

A b*tch that unfortunately is a guitar god too.

Candice Night is his wife nowadays but Ian Gillan will always be his true love. The guitarist of Deep Purple, Rainbow and other bands.

Known for firing his bandmates and fucking with them.

Really ugly with thick eyebrows.

I like Ritchie Blackmore's playing but not his character! His boyfriend is very cute tho!!!!

by Stormbringer October 22, 2020

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Ritchie Jao

A stupid lieng son of a bitch asian that should be hung

Me:"Hi Ritchie Jao"
RJ:"Im an asshole"
Well, ther ya hav it

by John Doe February 24, 2005

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dirty ritchie

When 2 gay movers get caught having sex on a homeowners bed

Karen Walker caught Geno giving Bryan a dirty Ritchie on her bed when they were supposed to be loading it in the moving van

by Cede May 19, 2017

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Enya Ritchie

Enya is a beautiful lady. With an astoundind voice.
She always helps out and will give food, like crisps to the hungry...
She has brown hair and big eyes with amazing eyelashes.
She's a really fast texter too!

I love Enya... <3<3<3

Person: I'm hungry...
Enya Ritchie: Have my crisps! ^^,

by BlackhairedGreeneyes! March 31, 2011

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shaelyn Ritchie

She is a beautiful amazing girl and she will always make you smile. she always is a loyal and trustworthy bestie <3 she also has beautiful long brown hair and beautiful brown big eyes. she pullz all da boyzz <3

"shaelyn Ritchie is like soo cool"

by Lydiaissooswaggy<3 October 05, 2022

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