rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

by elric21 October 28, 2004

rigimortis

British slang for an erection.

"My wee wee is stricken with rigimortis"

by Brittney <3 June 22, 2007

Rigamortis

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010

Rigamortis

When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.

After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.

by Kief Chief November 15, 2016

rigamortis

A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.

by Numbers August 19, 2007

rigimortis

a state of ones muscles after death frozen in one position.

Used in slang to replace the words "cool" and "sexy"

wow...robert is really rigimortis.

that is so rigimortis!

or

after death, the mouse lay rigimortis.

by Dezzy May 15, 2005

Rigamaroo

Idiot trying to say rigmarole.

I was having me a scoff and he run me through the rigamaroo by!

by Sweet babby Jesus November 9, 2020