Riding the Bitch-Cunt Express

Being a relationship with Trina.

Yeah, just finished riding the bitch-cunt express... Finally.

Riding the Bitch-Cunt Express by Kdudeski February 26, 2022

east indian camel-riding goggles 

The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.

I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.

east indian camel-riding goggles by analBunny November 24, 2010

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony by KMT83 December 24, 2011

egyptian dick riding 

where a female does an egyptian dance while riding on a dick

Yeah, that slut is
egyptian dick riding me right now; it's enertaining and it feels good!

egyptian dick riding by sklither December 12, 2017