Riceist

An Asian person who is racist against other ethnic groups. Ironically to include other Asians.

Mr. Cho's riceist view is that Whites, Blacks, and the Japanese should all do the world a favor and move to the moon.

by abomber June 15, 2009

riceist

someone who prefers white rice but dislikes brown rice

see how he wont even look at the brown rice what a riceist.

by sir kramer the great April 13, 2013

Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

by ricky_pro June 20, 2008

Racest

to be of the highest level of racism

While Carlos' punchline was fairly racist, Andy's was racest.

by Thane of Cawdor November 22, 2011

Ricist

A person who acts racist or with a hate towards Asian people, particularly in regards to cuisine or implements such as chopsticks.

Man did you see that guy make that fugly face at my curried chicken and then mock my chopstick motions? Man, what a fucking Ricist!

by Spikey P. December 11, 2016

ricesuscitation

To revive a cell phone that has been submersed in water by placing it in a bag of rice and agreeing to sell your soul to the devil if it works when it dries out.

I dropped my iPhone in the stupid toilet again but had a successful ricesuscitation it by sticking it in a bag of rice for 24 hours.

by saintrafael November 8, 2013

Ricetoration

The act of restoring a water damaged electronic, such as a phone, using rice.

My phone fell in the river, and is currently undergoing ricetoration.

by Gemfruit June 1, 2015