The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010
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by TheKindnessOfRandoms September 20, 2011
Get the retrad mug.The time frame after a penis ejaculates during which the penis will remain soft because of the loss of semen that it has endured. Time length will vary by male.
The male whose penis has just ejaculated will usually want nothing to do with anything sexual until his semen level goes back to normal.
The male whose penis has just ejaculated will usually want nothing to do with anything sexual until his semen level goes back to normal.
Because he just ejaculated, he's now on his retraction period and wants nothing to do with anything sexual.
by TheOneWhoSeriouslyKnows May 20, 2009
Get the retraction period mug.n. The tallent some of your buddies have developed to become completly pussy whipped. When they ditch the bros for the hoes on a consistant basis. In most cases the retracter is able to drop them again, but in some cases they dissappear forever. Just like your mother used to tell you if you make a face long enough it will stick, if you don't use them you lose them.
by stoggit May 14, 2003
Get the retractable balls mug.its a saying, 'retract the claws' cats have claws and only get them out when angry/fighting so 'retract the claws' as in you dont want to start a cat fight, saying often used more by girls.
by aperson? December 30, 2010
Get the retract the claws mug.word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature
Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!
by mister gadget July 26, 2009
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