Red Neck

Generally a white male from Alabama. Enjoys insulting people of an apparent lower intelligence when they themselves have managed to pull off many dumb stunts in the past that should have killed them. These activities include things like drifting and making video tapes of themselves driving cars that were cool in the seventies. Due to the rednecks ability to fuck like monkeys, most scientist outside of Alabama believe the redneck will soon become the majority in America. Rednecks have been spotted as high up as Washington State. Although the population generally wont take kind to them and drive them out of the state many states have reported a redneck problem.

God this car is sick, mint condition from '75 and she drives like a dream" "i swear to god man if you weren't already fucking your car you'd be fucking your sister you god damn Red Neck.

by billy micheals. January 10, 2011

Red Neck

one who does such things as drink beer at a funeral, bathes in a car wash, leaves it up to the U.S. Male service to deliver letters, pees on themselves while floating down the river, or gets their nipple bit off by a beaver.(person 1-Ma sure looks good in that coffin. *sips beer*
person 2-That ain't Ma *sips beer*
person 3-Yeah it is, they just shaved off her mustache. *sips beer*)

larry the cable guy, ron white, jeff foxworthy...

by Sluj October 24, 2004

red neck

1. One who spells their first name with more than one hyphen.
2. A stepped down, fast multiplying genetic mutation of a hillbilly who can live anywhere. Especially partial to inhabit northern Idaho.

Billy-Bob-Joe-Tom James-Dickerson-Fred is a red neck.
You might be a red neck if your family tree has no branches.

by M. Anst October 4, 2005

red neck

usually a fat white cracka that is usually dumb as hell and just drinks beer. he usually fucks his sisters, cousins, etc. Hates Gays, Black, latino people And anyone else that isn't an inbred.

What do you think of When you think of fuckin your sister?

Dude are you a "red neck"?

by lol Eriq February 22, 2009

Red Neck

A white-guy that is sipping moonshine, while playing a banjo, as he re-loads a double barrel 12-gauge shot gun, as he rides his beat up John Deere tractor that is pulling a mobile home with his wife/cousin and his daughter/niece are making Chicken-Fried-Bacon with Budweiser batter and Jack Daniels gravy and his five-year old son watches a NASCAR race.

That red neck was so drunk and I was scared to be in the same state as him.

by thatoneguyfromvegas October 8, 2010

Red Neck

If You can read this you are probably not a Red Neck. If you have a computer you are probably not a Red Neck. The strongest supporters of "ignorance is bliss". Usually loves Nascar and John Deer.

you are not an example of a Red Neck.

by Hamiltore October 30, 2010

red neck

An intelligent white male, usually from the South with an IQ higher than most other races. They are characterized by: Clean living, Manners, intelligence, proud of there heritage, morals.

synonym: gentleman, smart, republican

antonym: Nigger, KKK, Neo-Nazi, Pinko-Commie

That red neck over there is very polite, well dressed, and intelligent.

by Flying Rebel Flag May 16, 2006