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Rectalgan

A small space that smells of fart and butt.
Tom: Let's take Chuck's car.

Bill: you mean the Rectalgan? No way, it smells like ass in that thing.
by StonedSquid June 13, 2013
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retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."
by CB7652 March 20, 2015
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retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."
by CB7652 March 20, 2015
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Orville Rectalbacher

The act of inserting popcorn kernels into one's rectum, waiting until there are 3-4 seconds between pops, then ejecting the popped corn into a partner's mouth for consumption.
Shirley gave Dan an Orville Rectalbacher while watching Titanic last night.
by ViceJord October 29, 2011
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cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.
joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.
by deeja January 3, 2008
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masturbation in retaliation

Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.
JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
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retaliationship

A relationship in which the two partners are together for retaliatory purposes:
a/ to fight with each other about why they ever got together
b/ to prevent each other from being with someone else whom the other dislikes more than the other person in the relationship
c/ to punish each other for all past grievances in said relationship
Those two can't stop fighting and should have broken up a thousand times,but neither will let the other be free - its not a relationship, its a retaliationship
by hulaballoo December 29, 2008
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