ratify

(n) to dirty something by putting it in contact with a nonsterile rat.

We must touch the constitution with a rat in order to ratify it.

or

Don't touch that container with an ungloved hand - it's been ratified, since Whiskers was just playing in it.

by neuralnetter October 6, 2008

Rantinator

Someone that rants daily but doesn't try to change or improve what they are ranting about.

Shane is a Rantinator

by Rantinator December 4, 2014

rantics

Remarkable behavior involving hyperbole, gross exaggeration and even hypocrisy used when emotively expressing extremist religious and/or political views

Glen Beck's rantics, although tiresome and pedantic, can also be train-wreck amusing in their absurdity and lack of truthiness.

by DJSpongeworthy May 5, 2010

Rantionale

The logical fallacy that allows people to post obvious lies and fabricted disinformation in public online forums.

1.Mary Jane rantionalized that the fact that her Hyundai Excel is at the same time powerful and fuel-efficient must make it the vehicle of choice for the family on the go.
2. KB's rantionale took as a foregone conclusion that the Meal Ready to Eat known as the Crispy Captain Chicken is a wholesome and delicious self-contained meal.

by gwarlock March 22, 2009

rentifits

Rentifits is when you live with someone and you pay rent with sexual benefits. Usually your girlfriend or boyfriend owns or rents the place where you live. You pay rent with sex. Not prostitution but a real relationship that is financially one sided

I can’t afford her apartment in NYC but I live with her s pay with rentifits

by Three Bridged May 16, 2018

rentifits

to pay rent to a friend or significant other with sex or other duties when you can't afford to rent the apartment

Dave couldn't afford to live with his GF in her expensive condo in NYC but he paid her with rentifits

by Three Bridged March 28, 2018

Asian Ranting

Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.

Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)

John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.

Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.

Weeks later.

John: Where did Chin go?

Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.

by Brisco County June 12, 2009