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Big Dick Randy

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"
Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"
by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023
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Pulling a Randy

The act of pleasing yourself in the school bathroom during a class. But it all goes to shit when you are caught. If a Randy is caught, then The Fuckening will occur
“I was caught pulling a randy in 4th period
by Number10onTheFootballTeam October 14, 2019
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Raniya

A queen who is beautiful but just doesn't know it. She's quiet and modest but is not afraid to speak up if you talk trash about her, her friends, or her family. This is part of why she's so funny. She is loyal, smart, and a real keeper.
Get you a Raniya, she's perfect, smart, and has a big sense of humor.

That girl is amazing, she is such a Raniya!
by PrincessOfNigeria May 9, 2018
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Randy Pitchford

A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.
I really fucking hate Jake. He’s a real Randy Pitchford
by ConradMurray__ April 10, 2019
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randy bobandy

Nickname for a person who has an obscene love for cheeseburgers. This will often lead to a tendency of living life without a shirt due to their massive gut. Common actions taken by a Randy Bobandy include but are not limited to prostituting themselves for their next cheeseburger.
"Did you see Randall down by the liquor store? He doesn't have a shirt on and he's talking to truck drivers."

"I know, ever since he lost his job at the trailer park he's become a real Randy Bobandy"
by RugRooster August 18, 2014
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Randy Bedwell

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.
"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."
by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018
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randy rhoads

Was the main guitarist for early Quiet Riot and Ozzy Osbourne. Often overlooked and underrated by many. One of the GREATEST and most INFLUENTIAL guitarists that ever lived. Helped set Ozzy's ass straight after he was kicked out of Black Sabbath. He's known for combining heavy metal and classical music into his works which created a neo-classical sound. Uses guitars such as the Gibson Les Paul and Jackson guitars, as well as his signature Jackson Polka Dot Flying V. The world was not able to see his full potential as he died at an early age.
Person One: Who's Randy Rhoads? Was he really that amazing?
Person Two: Go listen to Mr. Crowley.
by Go listen to Randy Rhoads November 12, 2008
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