Ralphie M

A common name for pedophiles who are into beastiality.

Eric: Hey guys wanna come over my house and have a pet playdate?
Chuckie: Dude your brother is a Ralphie M. He'll take my kitten away.
Max: Yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. That's how Ralphie M he is.

by One Happy Brock July 8, 2011

I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.

This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"

by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009

Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.

Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.

by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023

Ralphy

A crypto obsessed, conspiracy theorist, douchebag who’s allergic to everything. A Ralphy is also republican.

Hey have you seen Ralphy?
Yea, he’s over there smoking crack.

by Haram King November 22, 2021

Ralphie Mccormick

Ralphie McCormick is a person who loves to never leave the house and will always lose you money on investments

"Ralphie McCormick stole all my money" - everyone

by Jameson P April 23, 2023

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

ralphie

meaning how much you love ralph macchio (mostly in karate kid)

OMGGGG BABY RALPHIE IS SO HOT!

by ralphlovah June 23, 2022