Raphael is what you call a sexy beast. He has a massive, bulky, yet veiny cock that arouses all women and sometimes even men. Although he does have amazing looks, he also has a great personality. He is really funny and makes everyone laugh. He is kind as well, and will always be there for you no matter what. But be careful, cause one minute you’re talking to him, the next his big juicy cock is in your mouth!
Sally: hey who’s that guy?
Tim: that’s Raphael. Isnt he hot?
Sally: Yeah, he’s nice too!
Tim: I wanna suck his dick!
Tim: that’s Raphael. Isnt he hot?
Sally: Yeah, he’s nice too!
Tim: I wanna suck his dick!
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by RachLizDani June 2, 2009
Get the Rachael mug.An adorably cute person. She is super funny and laughs a lot. 😂 She smiles until after her cheeks hurt! 😁She is unbelievably sarcastic.🤦🏼 ♀️😂 She overthinks EVERYTHING!! 🤔 She is super music- oriented. 🎵 She loves being in the spotlight but enjoys the occasional alone time. 🗣👤She is very down to earth and reliable. 🌎👥She is super goofy 😋. Her heart is made of gold. 💛 She is super determined and won’t stop until she gets what she wants. Super talkative girl, sometimes gets her in trouble... 😓 love is not her first priority, but she does consider it. If she is offended, she will shut you out. 😭 displeasure and pleasure are not hidden. Awesome taste in fashion. DO NOT MISJUDGE A RACHAEL!!! ⚠️ No fakery. Needs a chill pill sometimes. 💊 has beautiful eyes. 👀 beautiful heart and cares about everyone. Family and friends are first. Everything else 2nd. Never doubt her. She will achieve anything she wants.
Ohh I’m so jealous of Rachael she’s so happy!!
Rachael is so pretty!
Rachael’s a great singer!
Rachael smiles so much!!
Rachael is so pretty!
Rachael’s a great singer!
Rachael smiles so much!!
by 11carrots11 October 22, 2019
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by Vauno July 29, 2019
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Get the Raphaelite mug.AKA Raytard, Ray-Ray. The host of 30 Minute Meals on the Food Network. She is by far the most annoying "chef" on t.v. for the following reasons: she learned how to cook at Ho-Jo's,she giggles incessantly, she dumps olive oil and chicken stock onto everything, she claims her food is "healthful" when it actually has loads of fat and calories, her voice soulnds like that of a 5 pack-a-day smoker, she wears unflattering clothing that accentuates her non-boobs and her centaur-like ass/thigh region, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, she adds hotdogs to 20% of meals and makes 55% of main courses some sort of hamburger or sammie (sandwich), she uses dumb adjectives to describe food, and she makes up childish nicknames/acronyms because she claims they are quicker to use but she always explains what the nicknames/acronyms mean even if she uses them 10 times per show(so it's a a total waste of time in the first place)
"Hi, I'm Rachael Ray and I make 30 minute disasters. In the time it takes you to laugh your ass off at this program, I'll have made a craptastic and totally artery killing meal which I will try to pass off as healthful from start to finish."
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"
by a-m September 7, 2008
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He is a turtle of passion, anger and sadness. He wears red to illustrate his rage and anger. He is ashamed of his loss of control most of the time. His weapon is sai. Used in pair, they are defensive not offensive and designed to disable without killing.
He is a turtle of passion, anger and sadness. He wears red to illustrate his rage and anger. He is ashamed of his loss of control most of the time. His weapon is sai. Used in pair, they are defensive not offensive and designed to disable without killing.
by Buslady September 9, 2005
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