queeritating

Abrasive, underhanded, smile-to-your-face - stab-you-in-the-back, douchebaggery from an individual who says they're straight, is married, but who's mannerisms are completely and totally gay.

Dude, can you believe the shit that Rick was talking on the conference call today? Man that guy is queeritating.

by Harvey McDickfuddle April 3, 2006

queerishness

Directly proportional to the tightness of a mans leather pants.

Bon Jovi

Ian DeVine is a tid bit queerish

by Ben-Jammin April 14, 2004

queerism

Queerism:

A condition also known as hemosexuality. Queerism can strike you at any point of your life. Sufferers can randomly fall out of queerism and become affected by straightism, also known as hetrosexuality.

symptons of Queerism include: Being camp, slightly weird, bent, participating in anal sex with another man, and a few may also develop aids.

KuKu: doctor, doctor

Doctor: Yes?

KuKu: i dont know why but i have an urge to partake in anal sex with other men... whats happend?

Doctor: my my kuku, seems like you've contracted a severe case of queerism...

KuKU: Is there any medication doc?
Doctor: Try porn depicting straightism

by Lewis333333 March 19, 2008

queerstain

You gotta a queer, and you gotta stain, you mix them together and you gotta queerstain.

Landon get off me you fucking queerstain.

by Dolt October 2, 2004

queerest

queer
to be the most queer out of three or more queer options.

jim is more queer than bill, but dave is the queerest

by kriz June 9, 2005

Queeriito

a gay Mexican

"Hey look at that queeriito over there"

by Poopmcbutt March 30, 2015

queerittating

When a gay person is really annoying
(Talks about gay shit around straight dudes)

My friend is so queerittating talking about dicks around me

by p00nsl4y3r October 8, 2016