queerbag

A person who embodies all that is queer. A true butt pirate, too gay for their own good.

You know you're a big ole' queerbag if any of the following apply to you:

1. You work at Abercrombie & Fitch.
2. You watch the O.C. and/or Laguna Beach.
3. You listen to techno music.
4. You use the word bro excessively.
5. Your favorite band is Fall Out Boy.
6. You are not one of the faggot ass Gotti boys, yet you choose to have a blowout and diamond earings.

by MamaKillinGuitar March 8, 2007

queer ball

A Man or woman who tends to be a total homosexual. they say gay things all the time and enjoy preforming sexual favors on the same gender

Dan Huyett: Lets have sex jared!
Jared Goyette: ok pal, i wanna bang you till the cows come home
Mason Benoit: you guys are such queer balls

by Mason Benoit September 14, 2008

queerbait

1. a naive guy who is sexually attractive to gay men. Can be either masculine or feminine in atttitude or looks.

2. a straight friend of a gay guy who does not know that the gay guy finds him appealing.

Mark is pure queerbait. He hangs out with a gay dude and is clueless.

by ragwillie August 20, 2009

Queerballs Gayburg

The name for anyone who has been exposed to a large amount of gaydiation. A gayger counter is needed to detect the presence of anyone contaminated with gaydium.

Person 1: "It seems I have consumed a large portion of gaydon."
Person 2: "Haha, do you like dicks in your butt?"
Person 1: "Uhh...what?"
Person 2: "Haha, your new name is Queerballs Gayburg."

by I<3boobs September 5, 2007

queerbag

A term used as insult towards someone else even if they are not gay or homosexual. Sometimes the term does imply that you are calling the other person a fag or queer when the other person says something kinda gay even if its not intentional.

Cool guy: Hey, what's up? Anything new?
Stupid guy: I'm in love man!
Cool guy: Damn... you're a fuckin' queerbag!

by MaXxX June 18, 2006

queerbait

A male that is unaware of his good looks, which is cute enough to attract both girls and homosexuals. Actually it's a compliment to one's looks, not an insult to their sexual preference.

"Yeah, Mr. queerbait over there is unaware of what he's doing to my partner, and it's pissing me off".

by oxygen1 November 2, 2011

queerbait

a person who says hes not gay, but acts like it big time, and naturally attracts the same sex

mike southwood is the favorite queer bait of the gays.

by mike southwood January 25, 2004