Palestine

It's a country not classified as a country. The people have separate IDs/Passports from the Israelis. There are areas where only Palestinians can go and then there are areas where only Israelis can go. There's a giant wall separating the two countries. If you want to cross over, you have to show your documents and they, the officials, can either let you in or send you back. There's a border (thanks to the wall), there's a separate government (even if it's not exactly the ideal one), it's a separate nationality. In my opinion that makes it a separate nation.

Palestine should be considered it's own country independent of any outside governments.

by Runna B August 16, 2006

wet pales

A way in which marijuana is smoked. Originated from the bros at Lockerby Composite Secondary School, Sudbury, Ontario, Canada.

The nug is packed in a socket that is inserted on the cap of a water bottle, then you put 1-4 holes on the bottom of the bottle and, put it in a set filled with water. Once the "Pail set" is ready you slowly lift the bottle out of the water while lighting the marijuana.

me and my bros are gonna go hit wet pales and get baked

by fatwetpales January 20, 2012

Palestine

A very small town in east texas.Fondly reffered to by younger natives as P-town. The population mainly consists of rednecks who listen to rap and pat green, drink beer, and smoke shit weed. There are two school's in P-town- Palestine ISD and Westwood ISD. The reasoning behind this has yet to be discovered. The highlights of P-town include a Wal-Mart supercenter, El-Torro's (a "mexican" food restaurant), over 100 churches, some prisons, the annual Hot Pepper Festival, Hard Hat Harry-everyone's favorite homeless guy, and Adrian Peterson. Most people will drive through this town sooner or later, so if you happen to come across it.. don't stop or get out of your car.

I hate Palestine.

Man, I really fucking hate Palestine!

I can't wait to get out of Palestine.

I love Palestine and I am also very stupid. That explains why.

by oh, you know who May 13, 2005

Palestine

Always been and always will be home to me and all the Palestinians

Free Palestine until Palestine is free

X: I can wait to go back home

Y: But you are home ??!!?!!?!!!
X: No i mean home home!!
Y: Ahhhhh Palestine kind of home

by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021

Occupied Palestine

Israel

American: Dude grab your passport and let's go visit Israel!
Haji: Sorry bro it reads, "The holder of this passport is not entitled to travel to the occupied Palestine".

by CricketSpook January 24, 2009

Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022

New Palestine

(A.K.A. New Pal) An all around fairly nice town. If you were to select Hancock country and tell a baby to put it's finger on it somewhere, that's basically where the high school is located. Very random location surrounded by cornfields everywhere. High school gets good grades compared to other schools in the state, however, drug use is very high at the high school as weed (Marijuana) is almost as common as corn in New Palestine. Majority of people who live in New Palestine are rather modern and live in decent looking neighborhoods surrounded by nice people. The high school is known best for their 2000-2008 baseball team since they one state one some year in between there. And the Girls Soft Ball team for winning state a few times in a row recently. And Wrestling is a big part of New Palestine after they had a very good coach come throug. Team's did very well having him coach them. Majority of the New Palestine community is White (Caucasian) due to KKK rallies in the early history of New Palestine. After all, the mascot of the high school is the "Dragons"... New Palestine is still "slowly" gaining more of an African American population nowadays although there are still a select few Racists around. New Palestine teenager's used to be heavily influenced by Rap music until the recent 2009-20010 age where teens where getting into Metalcore and music like that and they proceeded to have an increasingly growing population of metalheads, scenes, emos, and hipsters.

Guy 1 "So, New Palestine dominated at sectionals"

Guy 2 "Yeah, it was great. After the game we went and smoked some weed and listened to metalcore."

Guy 1 "Nice."

by Chungers March 10, 2011