Kirby Puckett

When you pull out or start to finish, and blow your load and shoot it into someone's eye, thus blinding them.

"I gave Kim a Kirby Puckett last night, and she got pissed".

"Hahaha, still not as good as the time Drew gave HIMSELF a Kirby Puckett!"

by Zac Fielder & Josh Fritz August 4, 2005

Rising above Phuket

Transcending the madness of day-to-day existence with the spiritual equipoise of a buddha. From the headline: World's Largest Buddha Rises Above Phuket.

"I'd like to recommend Johnson for the project, since it is fraught with organizational difficulty, and he is constantly rising above Phuket ."

by maximo hudson March 2, 2009

punkette

The female form of a punk....one who enjos punk music and lives the intentionally offensvie lifestyle of a punk.

coulda been, shoulda been, woulda been different, cuz I know now what I never knew then

by Punkette December 26, 2002

phuket

"Fuck It" but pronounced (Fook-et)
Same context as "Fuck It"
Also used in the film "Juno" by Juno herself.

no way bro, phuket!

by Herv The Perv February 4, 2009

puketory

The hellacious period between knowing you're going to throw up and actually vomiting.

Oh man, I was in puketory for a solid 30 minutes last night, I just wanted to get it over with and fall asleep on the bathroom floor.

by DeadManPrd April 9, 2011

Puketastrophe

When a baby vomits after a bottle, the entire bottle, with the force of the exorcist behind it, covering the baby, the caregiver, and the room in baby puke.

Sorry I'm late for work, I was on my way out the door and the baby had a puketastrophe.

by Babymama0915 June 23, 2011

Pullin a Puckett

1.) Taking a girl out and spending money on her in hopes of getting some and you get nothing...

2.) another term for jerkin off

he took her out to dinner and she did not give him any. "pullin a puckett" or he "pulled a puckett"

by bulldog812 October 6, 2012