Neo Puritan is a person with a limited outlook who is unwilling to consider conservative, traditional ideas, perspectives or thoughts. Especially about new age subjects’ environmentalism, gay marriage, sexism, feminism, Antifa, vegan practices etc. they just want to censor you.
The Antifa and the Far Left, are as Neo-Puritan, and as narrow-minded as any religious Puritan of the 1600s.
by Uppity White Man December 24, 2018
Get the Neo-Puritanmug. Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.
This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.
by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020
Get the Drive-by Puritanmug. The Puritans were a conservative religious group on which many of our ways were founded. Puritan parts are areas which would be covered up by underwear.
It bothers me that she booty bumps her son while wearing fishnet stockings and a ribbon to cover the Puritan parts.
by ga2311 January 18, 2010
Get the Puritan partsmug. The infamous Salem, Massachusetts-based supplier of “natural & organic” foods and supplements that sold moldy aflatoxin-laced grain, the consumption of which caused insanity and paranoia in many of the town’s younger females, leading them to erroneously accuse a number of the harmless elderly women in the area of practicing black magic.
“Puritan’s Pride” is a fitting name for the company that helped to create the Salem witch-trials… those highfalutin closed-minded paranoid Puritans had way too much foolish pride for their own --- and even more importantly, that of those unfortunate elderly wretches whom they falsely convicted of witchcraft –-- good!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the Puritan’s Pridemug. Jim: "Hey, did you hear about the party at Dave's house tomorrow?"
Mike: "Sorry, but I'm busy then. I have a lot of work to do."
Jim: "What?!?!"
Mike: "Ugh, another reverse puritan."
Mike: "Sorry, but I'm busy then. I have a lot of work to do."
Jim: "What?!?!"
Mike: "Ugh, another reverse puritan."
by Here's Johnny!!! July 4, 2011
Get the reverse puritanmug. A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health
A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park
by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020
Get the Puritan twatmug. by Nova Prospekt December 23, 2007
Get the Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropiamug.