The most foul-smelling, thieving, long-nosed creatures to ever exist. Pathanis originate from Pakistan, Afghanistan and parts of India, The Majority of which, reside in a city called Peshwar in Pakistan, Although a large number of them can be found in the middle east, driving school buses without a license and playing cricket in the middle of nowhere.
Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.
Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.
Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.
Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.
John: All my books are missing and I can see greasy bones on the floor.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.
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They make people around them happy. Love and efforts matter for them. They are VERY charming in nature. They are sunshine in the darkness.
They make people around them happy. Love and efforts matter for them. They are VERY charming in nature. They are sunshine in the darkness.
Prathana -They are just mesmerizing
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Puritanism
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.
The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.
Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.
The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.
Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
Lib: “You can’t just ban pride parades and execute pedophiles, that’s extreme!”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
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The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
There is no “Puritan-lite.”
There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”
There is no debate.
You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.
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The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
There is no “Puritan-lite.”
There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”
There is no debate.
You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.
P&P ✠7
Lib: “You can’t execute pedophiles and bulldoze mosques and ban pride parades, that’s extreme!”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
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She has a big heart ( just like her peach).
She is thick and curvy af and men crave for her.
She is a girl having a mind of 8 years old, body of 24 year old (hot and smexy) and as wise as a 95 year old.
She has a lot of fan following.
She is wild and one of her kind.
She has a big heart ( just like her peach).
She is thick and curvy af and men crave for her.
She is a girl having a mind of 8 years old, body of 24 year old (hot and smexy) and as wise as a 95 year old.
She has a lot of fan following.
She is wild and one of her kind.
by Lilshivi December 10, 2022
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"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 2 looks like? Shut up, you're a porn-brained incel."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
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Example: "The open letter condemned him for using the wrong terminology—not because his argument was wrong, but because his words weren't pure enough. Ivory Puritanism: policing language as if it were salvation."
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