dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

by stogeson September 16, 2009

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

National dick punch day

National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.

Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.

by Booty bandit February 25, 2019

National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

National dick punching day

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)

damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day

by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019

punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face

"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"

by sqw1rl August 26, 2013