pumpernickel tickle

cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)

The barber gave Thomas a pumpernickel tickle last week.

by benthehen October 16, 2008

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Pumpernickel Bread

code for "lesbian intercourse"

(can also reference prostitution)

"I love pumpernickel bread!"

by shannontoy111 May 30, 2018

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Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

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Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning

I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time

by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023

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When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"

"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"

by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025