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Poontang Pummel

When you really hate a bitch and want to knock them into the next dimension
by Badbitchb23 January 20, 2024
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pimmel

German slang for penis. Less offensive insult and can be compared to the english term 'Wiener'. The word gained popularity in 2021 after a German politican was called a 'Pimmel' by a twitter user, resulting in a raid of that user's house by the police. The incident caused outrage by other users and politicians, as well as an onslaught of Memes, calling the measure unreasonable for such a minor insult.
Du bist so 1 Pimmel (you are such a Wiener)
by Sabberlott September 9, 2021
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Pimmelsteif

Pimmelsteif is a common medicine to improve the strengthen of your Pimml0r. It can be bought in every german pharmacy.

Pimmelsteif is a liquid drug looking and tasting like strawberry juice. After using Pimmelsteif a man can easy fuck more than five hours.

In German Army (Bundeswehr) Pimmelsteif is served every friday in advance of the weekend fuck.
"Hey Oberstabsleutnant, Sie Schweinhund! Wir wollen sofort Pimmelsteif!" — “Jawohl Jurgen Sie Scheisskopf! Zu Befehl!" — "Danke! Jetzt konnen wir am Wochenend gut unsere Frauleins begatten. Schieß dem Tor!"
by gollomosh December 1, 2022
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Pummer

When someone opens a can or bottle but only drinks 1-2 sips then forgets it.
Only drinking a sip of a drink and forgetting about it.

Latin Potum-iners meaning Drink lazy
"Who pummed this drink? it's barely touched!"
"Dont invite the Smith's they're a bunch of pummers,they never finish their drinks!"
"My kids are huge pummers, they never finish their drinks!"
by Alexander williams December 9, 2013
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Janky pommel

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.
Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.
by eldgrim tehviking June 28, 2009
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pumelo

A large fruit of the genus Citrus
(Citrus Grandis, to be exact).
Pumelos are sacred to the Cult of
the Deekoo, and used in several
of their unspeakable rites.

Pumelos are reminiscent of grapefruits
in flavour, but sweeter, larger, and
with thicker rinds. Some pumelos are
green, others yellow. Rumour has it
that other colours of pumelo exist.
The pumelo is the fruit of the Tree of
Knowledge in the Bible (see Jack Chick's
publication, "El verdadero camino",
available in English translation from
deekoo.net shortly), and can be found
near the Mountain.
"In the dim, sputtering greenish glow,
she knelt and placed the pumelo upon
the altar."
by Deekoo L. August 28, 2003
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Coco Pommel

by ItsNotcarrot June 10, 2019
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