puddle

A bad mood or depressive episode

I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now

by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

puddle

the definition of a puddle is where people who are not on substances under 5'8 may drown. people named Dave, Will, David and Tim

ong theres a puddle keep will away from it

we cant go over it we can go under it we have to go through it, but not you will youll drown

by IAMABOVESIXFEET February 20, 2024

puddle

to urinate

"i'll be right back, i need to go puddle"

by Dwaff February 3, 2026

Puddle

A nice bowl of liquid METH

Smoking puddles my friend

Let's Smoke some puddles my friend.

by CarwynIestyn July 27, 2025

puddle princess

1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.

2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.

3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.

My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.

by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

by jubezz October 30, 2010

puddle of death

a puddle of ice and slush that appears to be shallow but actually may be as deep as 5 feet. this occurs around street corners in NYC during horrid weather.

My feet are soaked because I had to walk through that puddle of death to cross the street

by bday maidel February 13, 2014