Australian print press

A sexual position involving three people, two females and one man. The females are bound together in such a way that their pubic regions are pressed together. The binding harkens back to the original of Australia as a prison colony. Then the male inserts his genetalia in-between the compressed pubic regions of the two females. The genetalia is said to resemble paper coming out of a print press between the women.

Bob and Mary got that sluzza they met at the pub in a good, old fashioned Australian print press, the lucky bloke.

by FlSunGuy September 22, 2017

Alternative Press

A silly hipster magazine. Teeny bopper hipsters like to read this magazine and feel punk. Ussually around 100-130 pages of trendy scene kids making bad puns.

Check out the Wreak Havoc! song "Kids These Days" for better examples.

Scene Kid: I just got my new Alternative Press in the mail! I'M SO HARDCORE!

Anyone Else: You fail.

by Horse Laughs At Your God November 28, 2009

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

A Can of Pess

The name used to describe a cheap energy drink.

"What you getting from the shop?"
"A Can of Pess!"

by FixedEntropy June 10, 2025

preps and jocks

Collective phrase used by rejects to describe the "popular set."

Reject: There are too many preps and jocks in my gym class.

by Underdawg November 9, 2008

priss and prim

Fine
Good
Fleek
Gucci
Great
Perfect
Genuine

Damn your bag looks priss and prim

Thanks boo

by Pendulumium September 28, 2015