presidential shit

Acceptionally good marijuana. More commonly the certian breed of Kush.

Ayo, i got sum of that presidential shit! What we smokin on?

presidential shit by Amanda231 April 26, 2006

Presidential IQ requirement 

A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.

Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.

Presidential IQ requirement by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019

presidential blowjob

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.

It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.

presidential blowjob by captainsalsa May 2, 2007

Presidential Smackdown 

An act of disrespect or initiation technique. You choose a guy that you totally hate, or someone who really wants to be part of your group of friends. In the middle of the night, he must be bound to his bed and gagged without his knowing. All of this is happening to him by at least three guys wearing suits -- minus any form of pants -- and different president masks on the faces of each. Then, the presidents proceed to fadonk the victim until they decide they're done...something that person will remember for the rest of his life.

Brander: "Dude, I think I got fadonked by five presidents last night in my bed, but I hope it was a dream..."
Mikey: "Actually, I heard some people planning a Presidential Smackdown for someone, so it definitely wasn't a dream...I'm sorry man."

Presidential Smackdown by B-RAM April 28, 2007

Presidential Debate 

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.

Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate? Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!

Presidential Debate by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020

presidential 

dank that will make your ass retarded.

daaaaayyyiuuuummmm i just got some presidential shit..........daaaayyyyiummmm.

presidential by edimgiafad September 27, 2005

Presidential Dump Truck 

This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.

Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!

Presidential Dump Truck by DaTonyDanza February 14, 2010