pothole dj

Anyone who drives a car, with a cd player so bad, that when they hit a bump their cds skips.

Dude, I wouldn't have gotten a ride home with Bill if I had realized he was a pothole dj. His cd player sucks ass.

by RC Rondo November 11, 2009

The Pothole 500

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.

Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!

by notbait February 15, 2010

Nor'Easter Pothole

When you pee and cum in a gaping asshole. The pee represents the water that fills the pothole and the cum represents the snow. Inspired by the Friendly's Ice Cream Flavor.

We were snowed in last night, so I gave her a nor'Easter Pothole.

by Dahmeniq February 15, 2019

Pothole Skank

A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face.

I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup of that pothole skank's face.

by Phuk Tarde April 6, 2008

Pothole Roulette

When driving along roads where it is impossible to avoid all of the potholes, Pothole Roulette is trying to miss the deep ones.

Common in the UK.

Sue: What happened to your tyre dude?
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.

by roynotmoss June 29, 2010

Swedish Pothole

A dark and dreary gaped-out asshole caused by the repeated anal penetration of a large penis; typically a Swedish one.

"Denise take it in the ass so much, bitch got a Swedish Pothole!"

by The Yeppa April 15, 2010

pittsburgh pothole

The act of ejaculating into your own, or anothers beellybutton.

guy 1:When i jacked off today i totally pittsburgh potholed myself.

guy 2: STFU you nasty peice of shit!

by basketballp1mp June 1, 2010