by kyle and eric March 29, 2004


Pertaining to greek mythology god "Poo-na-Ner", god of the weak, helpless, and worthless. "Pooner" means that you are a complete wussy, afraid to do something, or are a complete ass-hole. Aslo known as "P to the Uner" and "Ponnie-Ponnie".
Man, Steve cheats on his girlfriend all the time, he's a POONER
or
You're not going to go with us? Capitol "P" to the "U-ner"!
or
Kenny, you are a big, fat Pooner!
or
You're not going to go with us? Capitol "P" to the "U-ner"!
or
Kenny, you are a big, fat Pooner!
by Samuel Festian September 1, 2008

That dirty pooner cut me off again!
by Matt LL April 22, 2006

by Cecil Wallbanger February 20, 2003

Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.
by pissedgamer November 21, 2006

by ryan_686 September 14, 2005
