poonette

A pari-pubescent female. In recent years the age has declined from about 14 to about 11 due to earlier menarche. (see also pederasty)

Poonettes are the primary fans of Britney Spears. They wear training bras and are ogled by 12-year-old males as well as stultified 35+.

by diplod April 20, 2007

POULETTE

A game of chance played by forcefully expelling gas from the anus, with the intention of farting, under circumstances where it is equally likely to produce a turd.

"I have to fart, but this one could go either way, yolo - a game of poulette.

by warrant outstanding November 1, 2017

Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

Poorettes

When you yell out uncontrollable profanities when you are sitting on the toilet trying to pass a boulder sized poo from your rectum.

I literally peed myself from laughing so hard as I heard the outrageous outpour of poorettes coming out loud and clear from my husband as he sat on the toilet in constipation

by Benjamin Galagher September 3, 2020

prolette

The one who creates using his imagination. He is the one who creates magic on a blank canvas

For being a good cartoonist , first you have to be an excellent prolette

by Prolific February 6, 2022

Poonette

Someone with brunette hair, that happens to be the colour of poo.

That poonette girl over there

by Sa0765 October 2, 2022