An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.
Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"
Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)
Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"
Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)
Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."
Pooch: - "Woof"
Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"
Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)
Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"
Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)
Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."
Pooch: - "Woof"
Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"
by David.fear.is.a.mong. May 01, 2010
pooch: is a non-derogatory term for that pad of fat just south of a woman's navel, but north of her genitalia.
by baddozer April 19, 2009
by qawqaw October 24, 2020
by Squasssh April 20, 2011
Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.
Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.
You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
by johnny x baby February 26, 2012
by Guildford Albion Handbook January 31, 2011
Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.
by paulasquared October 14, 2005