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Pon

noun: A creature or person described as being arrogant or overly confident; someone who believes they are right, yet refuses to show evidence beyond reason

verb: to beat someone in a contest or debate; to be annihilated
noun: "Variety and empowerment are what make a video game great, because games like Portal, Call of Duty, and Halo are all very popular.''

verb: You just got pon'd!
by Ponzi August 20, 2013
mugGet the Ponmug.

'PON

The 'pon machine in the bathroom is broken, can I borrow one?
by willa-mena October 29, 2003
mugGet the 'PONmug.

Pon

Pon can be whatever you precive it to be.

Its used as a joke thing

For example pon could mean a potato in a binkini to me

but to another guy it could mean having sex with your mum
by fob master August 24, 2010
mugGet the Ponmug.

Pon

in a pair of shoes, when one fits and the other doesn’t
I bought a pair of shoes the other day, but they were pon so I'm thinking of returning them.
My feet are different sizes so shoes are always pon on me.
by theofficialquibble April 23, 2018
mugGet the Ponmug.

PONNED

THE ACTION OF BEING BITCH SLAPPED WITH A TAMPON. A GREAT INDICATOR THAT YOU JUST PISSED OFF A WOMAN ON THE RAG!
I WAS SO PISSED OFF I PONNED HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW!" - OR- "YOUR CHEEK HAS A STRANGE BRUISE,WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH THAT? I GOT PONNED BY MY WIFE LAST NIGHT. I DESERVED IT."
by CRUEFAN February 25, 2011
mugGet the PONNEDmug.

pons

A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.
When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.
by Griffith Page February 23, 2008
mugGet the ponsmug.

Pon

by Pon May 11, 2014
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