polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

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Reverse the Polarity

The ultimate solution to just about any problem in life.

"our hyperdrive is down! There's only one thing to fix it.... REVERSE THE POLARITY!"

by Bill Donovan November 3, 2006

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polar poop

The act/art of having a bowel movement into a "polar pop" cup,

I was at work so I was forced to polar poop

by Polar 💩 bear September 26, 2017

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Polar Gook

According to Scott (who is a giant dick) on Southpark

Native Canadian, Eskimo , Inuit

what are we doing following this ice beaner?
Eskimos are good for nothing, i payed one to give me a blow job once.

all she did was rub her nose against my dick for 45 minutes, god damn polar gooks.

by Videodrone June 8, 2011

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Polar Ice

Rapidly rising drug in the south, especially the city of Atlanta. Heroin with nicotine and adderal compounds added to it. Usually injected through veins but can be consumed in any way.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of this new Polar Ice shit?

Person 2: Yea bro my brother is addicted to this

by thesouthernman45 September 23, 2023

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