pissbaby

Someone who was pissed on as a child. Typically, once a child is urinated on, a plaque (a "Pissbaby Plaque") stating the name of the child, the time and day it was pissed on and by whom is riveted to its back. Pissing on a young child renders them mentally retarded and greasy in complexion.

"Hey Joe, let me see your Pissbaby Plaque! I've gotta see who made you this dumb!"

"That guy is fucking dumb, he must be a pissbaby"

by DigSweet January 2, 2008

pissbaby

Implying someone's emotional unintelligence is due to their genetic make up. More specifically, that they are the result of two people who likely thought urination was an effective contraception technique.

Person A: Why is Jack such a pissbaby?
Person B: Idk man, probably got it from his parents.

by patrivkxking November 23, 2017

Pissbaby

Noah is a pissbaby

Bro, you're just like Noah, you're such a pissbaby

by pissbaby_namer January 20, 2020

Pissbaby

a lil bitch baby

hey you fuckin Pissbaby, yeah you, what are you gonna do? just be even more of a Pissbaby?

by bruh_69696969 December 20, 2020

pissbaby

Noun; refers to a person that goes way too hard at a concert, ruining the experience for the other fans.

"I thought it was a pretty good show, until all the crying pissbaby fanboys tried to mosh during a slow song."

by Jaysub June 1, 2015

PissBaby

How DTtwt calls Dream.

dream: "throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"
stans: haha pissbaby

by dream is a george simp July 23, 2020

pissbaby

jack

“hey is that jack”
“yeah he’s a pissbaby”

by Teeheeimissnewt October 15, 2020