Nidge pinger, derived from the phrase, "ping it in nigel". Can be used as an alternative word for any entity or thing that can be described in quantitive amounts.
For example, "ping us in half a brace of nidge pinger" or "ship in an ounce of nidge pinger", "here, that prile of nidge pingers is our nigel's, nigel."
A pinger is a defining euphamism for a superlative pork stonker which, if hit sharply with a ball pein hammer, would make a pinging noise like sharply rapping a tuning fork with a drumstick.