Any person who preforms a job similar to a police officer but has considerably less authority (i.e. Security Guards, Mall Cops, Rent-a-cops, etc.)
by D-Town_Vicious January 06, 2010
Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'.
by The Real Niggers' Pope September 02, 2008
A perverted little thing, with triangular ears. Gender unknown. Married to Rihanna, and loves chocolate. Has 400 kids. He eats toes, and hates mars. Favorite ride: blender. Never does what he's told: Naughty thing. Best friend of Pooh Bear, but secretly wants to kill him and is plotting to take over the hundred acre woods!
by Cat and Cookies and Bunnies! July 09, 2009
A small boy or girl between the ages of 4-12 that has an excess of fatty material around the facial and abdomen areas
by Dr Mark May 04, 2005
The act of mistaking female sexual organs for a toilet. Once the urine begins to be noticed by the female, to complete the act the male must pull out and blame the female for peeing on him. This act can be done in both heterosexual and homosexual relationships
Male:Oh my god did you just pee on me?
Female: What
(Male leaves)
(Later)
Male:(talking to buddy) Got here on the piglet.
Male 2: Well Played
Female: What
(Male leaves)
(Later)
Male:(talking to buddy) Got here on the piglet.
Male 2: Well Played
by 1290938477745 July 11, 2008
A monke poggers instrumental rock band band. They have 3 eps named "Lava Land", "Songs", and "Early Songs"
by Legohexman June 11, 2021
by MC LUX January 15, 2015