phuck

What old people say when they play or watch hockey.

"Where's the damn phuck??"

by Cameron July 17, 2004

phuck

verb: 1.To Jump On; 2.To Jump Someone

ex. 1 - Bill and Ted phucked on my trampoline last night.

ex. 2 - Bro, see that guy there... Call up the gang we're gonna phuck him and his buddies later

by Maybals Zahary February 22, 2008

Phuck

n. an alternate to the word fuck often used in facebook or other social chatrooms and has expanded meaning

you have a fat phucking ass

by 5546 November 20, 2010

phuck

Hacker term: To scramble the contents of a file or hard drive. Loose term for encryption.

I downloaded an mp3 but my isp's filter phucked it. I had to descramble it with UnPhuck.(Progie)

by Monte October 30, 2003

phuck

a really annoying person who texts people even when they ignore the texts.

damn, christine is a real phuck

by killer45000 April 13, 2011

phuck

The politically correct way to use the word "fuck" in an email. Using phuck or phucker or motherphucker does cause throw a red flag in corporate emails.

BBN - "Phuck my motherphucking boss, if I want to heat up chittlings at lunch, I'll heat the phuckers"
Snoflake - "But they smell like phucking crap"

by Big Black & Nasty March 25, 2008

phuck

A much funkyer version of the word "fuck".

So U wanna PHUCK w/ mee?

by Gaga the phucker. HEY! See fuX0r, too!!! :-D June 28, 2003