phoner

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket

Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.

by wpk914 February 13, 2010

phoner

An erection that occurs while talking on the phone to a girlfriend or some other real or imagined sexual partner.

Tiger just finished a call with his girlfriend. He was afraid to get out of the car for fear that his wife would notice his phoner.

I could tell by Kobe's phoner that his phone conversation was getting pretty hot.

by Mr. Johnny Fingers April 08, 2010

phoner

1. The bulge in ones pocket caused by a cell phone

2. when you get a hard on through talking to someone on the phone

"I was talking to Karen on the phone last night, it got pretty hot and I got a phoner."

by Jeff Rollins July 16, 2006

phoner

When your phone rings in your pocket and you get a boner

Amanda "is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Michael "Im happy to see you"

Cock blocking friend "nah hes just got a phoner"

Michael " :( "

by thephoner September 30, 2010

Phoner

An erection caused by the vibration of a cell phone in one's pocket.

Dude I was almost asleep then my phone starts vibrating and it totally vibes on my balls just right and I pop the biggest fuckin phoner of my life. After I busted into my old sock I checked the missed calls and it was Grandpa Hershel. FUCKKKK!

by Andrew Flint October 09, 2007

Phoner

When on the phone, you get a boner. This can be spontaneous and happen without warning. The causes of a Phoner can be numerous. You could be daydreaming of the hot girl from your office, the wind could blow, or you could be interrupted while surfing your favorite sites.

I was talking to her on my iPhone and I got a mad Phoner.

by Dogma_Jones November 10, 2010

phoner

When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Woah! Sorry, I got a phoner"

by leo noel January 03, 2006